Huzzah! I had a haircut on a whim today and I believe it looks rather good. My fringe is no longer flapping in my eyes in an emo-esque fashion, which is a plus. On the downside, it also became apparent to me - with all the solarium tanned hairdressers swanning about - how hideously pale my skin is. (note to self: go outside more).

I should point out before going any further that I am not a Bulldogs fans, nor am I am rugby league fan at all. However I am a Sonny Bill Williams fan (though I can't decide if I prefer him before or after the new tattoos).
So as I was flicking through a copy of the Telegraph this morning (using tongs, Philip Adams style) I was interested to see this article:

FOOTBALLER Sonny Bill Williams was banned from driving for five months for drink-driving yesterday after the court heard he clocked up a series of offences.

Waverley Local Court was told he was caught behind the wheel of a sponsor's 4WD after consuming up to 10 vodka drinks at a fashion launch. As a P-plater the alcohol limit was zero.

Which would place him about... infinity times over the limit, right? Anyhow, I noted three things from the article in question:

1. I love how he has such a rueful expression on his face in the photo attached to that article. I also quite like his suit, although his hair looks disturbingly like it has been fashioned into a faux-hawk, which will obviously need to go. Also, by the looks of things he is using that gross crunchy hair gel that most people tire of by year eight.

2. I'm a little disappointed that he wasn't sentenced to jail time, because then I would have been able to fantasise about him getting reamed in the shower block.

3. Also, I find it interesting that he spent the night at a fashion show. Doesn't seem quite right does it? A macho football player who spends his time at fashion shows.
A macho football player with a penchant for posing limp-wristed who spends his time at fashion shows?
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.